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Deadpool FactsDeadpool Facts:

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from bulls, but the bulls are only chasing them because Deadpool put red dye in all of their shampoos this morning.

Deadpool sleeps on an adamantium bed because titanium was just too soft.

Crop circles are Deadpool’s way of freaking conspiracy nuts out.

Deadpool is over six feet tall, weighs two hundred twenty pounds, and can tell Wolverine to fuck off while patting the top of his head and rubbing his stomach.

They built the Great Wall of China to tell Deadpool that he wasn’t welcome there. He didn’t take the hint.

Contrary to popular belief, Deadpool, not the

Destroy All Humans Gangsta RapCrypto:
Pox, these human hos are breakin my concentration
How the hell am I gonna be able to run this skany human nation?!

Pox:
its the P to the O to the X
My head is so huge it could vexx
My body is gone with the mothership
Blow them muthafuckas up
I ain't gonna take this shit!

Silhouette:
Oh look, a little gray freak
In a Space suit so tight and sleak
They don't have the balls to take me on
Cuz I'm a woman and the Furons are as good as gone!

Natalya:
Oh that Crypto is so sexy
That bitch Silhouette aint got nothin on me

Crypto:
Oh, I think I'm in love
My dick is hard as stone and
My heart as light as a dove!

Pox:

Tribute to GhostFaceTribute to Ghost-Face

I am the eerie voice on the phone, I am the fear you feel when you're home alone, I am the director of this movie, and I am Ghost-Face.
My blade is sharp, swift and never misses. It is unsheathed tonight and hungers meat.
Never say "I'll be right back, because you might meet me along the way."
I'm every slut's worst enemy, only the virgin will survive my wrath.
The trilogy must continue, will you be in the sequel?

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It's perfectly reasonable
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Deadpool's Theme Song

by ~Saqism, Dec 1, 2007, 3:58:15 AM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

Deadpool Theme Song

Deadpool, Deadpool,

Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!

Does he talk? Listen bub-
A better question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't know where to begin,
Look over there! He's in his underwear!

In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!

Deadpool, Deadpool,
Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame, he was never meant-
Action is his punishment!
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up,
Where-ever there's a hang up,
Caused by that violent fool!

Deadpool's Theme Songby ~Saqism

Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

So this is a song I wrote to make fun of Spider-Man's theme song. Not that I don't like Spider-Man, you understand...

This is all in good fun. Hope it gives you a giggle or two.

Oh, and you can copy this for anything you wish, it's not like own Deadpool. If you do use it for something, tell me about it please. I'd really like to hear someone sing this.