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Deadpool FactsDeadpool Facts:Deadpool Facts
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from bulls, but the bulls are only chasing them because Deadpool put red dye in all of their shampoos this morning.
Deadpool sleeps on an adamantium bed because titanium was just too soft.
Crop circles are Deadpool’s way of freaking conspiracy nuts out.
Deadpool is over six feet tall, weighs two hundred twenty pounds, and can tell Wolverine to fuck off while patting the top of his head and rubbing his stomach.
They built the Great Wall of China to tell Deadpool that he wasn’t welcome there. He didn’t ta
in Fan Fiction on 5/8/08
Deadpool's Theme SongDeadpool Theme SongDeadpool's Theme Song
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Does whatever he's paid to do, Shoots his guns, all the time, Drops his victims, just like flies, Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub- A better question is: Does he shut up? Is the man uglier than sin? I wouldn't know where to begin, Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night, Where he really shouldn't be, He arrives just in time, To make life harder for you and me!
Deadpool, Deadpool, Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
in Song on 12/1/07
Perfectly Reasonable and SaneIt's perfectly reasonable Perfectly sane To stare up a nose And look for a brainPerfectly Reasonable and Sane
It's perfectly reasonable Perfecly sane To turn a horse to glue 'Cause you're jealous of it's mane
It's perfectly reasonable Perfecly sane To shave off all of your hair And call it rain
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane To say that It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane Again and again And again And again
in Open on 5/11/07
Of Light and dark.In a fantasy world Oh, you know the type Darkness is bad And goodness is light The hero rides forth And the villian resists All for the touch of a maiden's fair lipsOf Light and dark.
The villian is stupid The fair maid is a whore And heroes have all the good sense To open and shut a door But, I swear, Not one ounce more.
in Open on 5/11/07
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- Interests: World domination.
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INSERT SHITTY WITTY SIGNATURE.
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Quiet, you're scaring the children (away)
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"I'm the product of strange circumstances"- Mink (Dragon Half)
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'Emotional disorder' is just a fancy term for personality. In the governments opinion, too many people are afflicted.
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'Emotional disorder' is just a fancy term for personality. In the governments opinion, too many people are afflicted.
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" You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate." - Dogma
thank you so much for watch and the comments!
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If cats could talk,
They wouldn't
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'Emotional disorder' is just a fancy term for personality. In the governments opinion, too many people are afflicted.
I do not remember to have disabled the comments, please in that area this disabled???
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Marc Pazin
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'Emotional disorder' is just a fancy term for personality. In the governments opinion, too many people are afflicted.
thank you very much for the
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Marc Pazin
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If cats could talk,
They wouldn't
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90% of teens today would die if Myspace or facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
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'Emotional disorder' is just a fancy term for personality. In the governments opinion, too many people are afflicted.
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Don't tell me why I'm wrong...
Tell me why you're right.
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and thats all I have to say about that.
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You know the door was open!... cheif break everything.
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also deadpool for the win
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There is no time for peace
There is no room for respite
there is no place for forgivness
There is only war......and cookies
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