Deadpool Facts:
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from bulls, but the bulls are only chasing them because Deadpool put red dye in all of their shampoos this morning.
Deadpool sleeps on an adamantium bed because titanium was just too soft.
Crop circles are Deadpools way of freaking conspiracy nuts out.
Deadpool is over six feet tall, weighs two hundred twenty pounds, and can tell Wolverine to fuck off while patting the top of his head and rubbing his stomach.
They built the Great Wall of China to tell Deadpool that he wasnt welcome there. He didnt take the hint.
Contrary to popular belief, Deadpool, not the
Deadpool Theme Song
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub-
A better question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't know where to begin,
Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame, he was never meant-
Action is his punishment!
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up,
Where
Perfectly Reasonable and Sane by Saqism, literature
Literature
Perfectly Reasonable and Sane
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane
To stare up a nose
And look for a brain
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfecly sane
To turn a horse to glue
'Cause you're jealous of it's mane
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfecly sane
To shave off all of your hair
And call it rain
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane
To say that
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane
Again and again
And again
And again
In a fantasy world
Oh, you know the type
Darkness is bad
And goodness is light
The hero rides forth
And the villian resists
All for the touch of a maiden's fair lips
The villian is stupid
The fair maid is a whore
And heroes have all the good sense
To open and shut a door
But, I swear,
Not one ounce more.
In a fantasy world
Oh, you know the type
Darkness is bad
And goodness is light
The hero rides forth
And the villian resists
All for the touch of a maiden's fair lips
The villian is stupid
The fair maid is a whore
And heroes have all the good sense
To open and shut a door
But, I swear,
Not one ounce more.
Perfectly Reasonable and Sane by Saqism, literature
Literature
Perfectly Reasonable and Sane
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane
To stare up a nose
And look for a brain
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfecly sane
To turn a horse to glue
'Cause you're jealous of it's mane
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfecly sane
To shave off all of your hair
And call it rain
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane
To say that
It's perfectly reasonable
Perfectly sane
Again and again
And again
And again
Deadpool Theme Song
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub-
A better question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't know where to begin,
Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame, he was never meant-
Action is his punishment!
To him,
Life is a great big bang-up,
Where
Oh, you guys are in for a treat today! Guess what Mike Benson is doing? Well, if you read the title of this Journal and are smarter than a hunk of fungus you should know the answer: WRITING DEADPOOL NOIR!
Okay, so it's going to take place in the fifties, and Deadpool won't have any powers. His story so far is that he's been tortured as a WWII POW (Prisoner Of War) and now works for the CIA. It's been stated that he won't have any powers and the mini-series will be more grounded and serious than the main series. Here's the link:
http://techland.com/2010/06/01/exclusive-preview-deadpool-pulp/
I've been following politics lately. I know, I know, it's not healthy for someone with my fragile sanity to do such. I've been sucked in, and may never be free again.
So anyway, after some research and meditation, I've come to the conclusion that when one side of an argument gains the upperhand bad things happen. Conservative or Liberal, Democrat or Republican, Tea Party or the liberal flavor of the day, it doesn't matter.
Conservatives want things to stay the same or go back to they way they were. Liberals want to force you into change and decide what's best for you. I think there's a third, better way.
Libertarianism. Complete freedom. A
As your resident friendly neighborhood Deadpool fanatic, I feel it is my solemn duty and honor to share this with you. It's a youtube video staring Deadpool that is made by Marvel, called "What the--?! Deadpool - for Your Consideration":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7id7qCbw1c