FFVII: Deadpool 2"Wait, if I'm naked, then..." he used both of his hands to feel for it on his face, but it was gone. His mask was missing. To Deadpool it wasn't just a tool to cover up his scarred face, it was his face. How would you feel if your face was missing?FFVII: Deadpool 2
He surveyed his surroundings in slight panic for anything he could use to replace his mask- anything would do in a pinch. Unfortunately, the church had long been abandoned and looted. Nothing made of cloth, plastic, or anything else that he could use to cover his face. Desperate for cover, he settles on hiding between two splintering church pews. What would all those other costumed adv
Final Fantasy VII: DeadpoolPart One: Deadpool goes to Church.Final Fantasy VII: Deadpool
When Cyclops opened the door to his plush office in the X-Mansion, he had no idea what was in store for him. That idiot, Deadpool, had been calling him all day begging to join the X-Men. Why couldn't that thick headed moron get it through his skull? You didn't just ASK to join the X-Men. It's just not how it works.
He takes exactly one step into his office before being tackled back into the hallway and on the ground by a red and black, 210 lb, 6"2 blur.
"Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?" begged Deadpool, who is also known as the Merc-with-a
Deadpool FactsDeadpool Facts:Deadpool Facts
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from bulls, but the bulls are only chasing them because Deadpool put red dye in all of their shampoos this morning.
Deadpool sleeps on an adamantium bed because titanium was just too soft.
Crop circles are Deadpool’s way of freaking conspiracy nuts out.
Deadpool is over six feet tall, weighs two hundred twenty pounds, and can tell Wolverine to fuck off while patting the top of his head and rubbing his stomach.
They built the Great Wall of China to tell Deadpool that he wasn’t welcome there. He didn’t ta
Deadpool's Theme SongDeadpool Theme SongDeadpool's Theme Song
Deadpool, Deadpool,
Does whatever he's paid to do, Shoots his guns, all the time, Drops his victims, just like flies, Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub- A better question is: Does he shut up? Is the man uglier than sin? I wouldn't know where to begin, Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night, Where he really shouldn't be, He arrives just in time, To make life harder for you and me!
Deadpool, Deadpool, Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
Welcome to the Chicken House[X-Men Movieverse] ~Welcome to the Chicken House
I wasn't looking for a sidekick. Last thing I've ever wanted was to be responsible for it. Do you know how much work it is to take care of a sidekick? You got to feed them and walk them and make sure they don't piddle on the carpet when you accidentally forget to let them out of the closet for a week or two. It's a lot of work!
Man, would you guys shut the hell up? Your screaming is throwing me off track here and I got a story to tell before I run out of space!
So, I wasn't looking for a sidekick but I found myself saddled with one anyway. Got a sweet little gig in Butt-Fuck-No
The good, the bad, and the Deadpool.
Pleased
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Twisted? Me?
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\"I was hiding under your porch because I love you.\"
-Dug
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Mike: I'm just saying...Were the countless people that you've been hired to kill the past, bad in any way?
Ninja: Sure, bad at ducking
(Story still in progress
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stay (sic)
RIP Mike Turner
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It's pronounced " Ramm-Shtine"
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Hail thyself, for we are our own Gods.
"Artists use lies to tell the truth..."
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